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Quiz Corner: A Test for the Dirty Mind ...

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asked 6 days ago in Articles by longhands1 (90,365 points)

Quiz : A Test for the Dirty Mind ...

1. I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes.

When I'm not well, I drip.

When you blow me, you feel good. (What Am I?)

 

2. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off.

People sometimes lick my nuts.

(What Am I?)

 

3. I assist an erection.

Sometimes big balls hang from me.

I'm called a big swinger.

(What Am I?)

 

4. Over 1,000 people went down on me.

I wasn't maiden for long.

A big hard thing ripped me open.

(What Am I?)

 

5. You stick your poles inside me.

You tie me down to get me up.

I get wet before you do.

(What Am I?)

 

6. When I go in I cause pain.

I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole.

(What Am I?)

 

7. A finger goes in me.

You fiddle with me when you're bored.

The best man always has me first.

(What Am I?) 

 

8. All day long, it's in and out.

I discharge loads from my shaft.

Both men and women go down on me.

(What Am I?)

 

9. I go in hard.

I come out soft.

You blow me hard.

(What Am I?)

 

10. If I miss, I hit your bush.

It's my job to stuff your box.

When I come, it's news.

(What Am I?) 

 

11. I offer Protection.

I get the finger ten times.

You use your fingers to get me off.

(What Am I?)

 

12. I have a stiff shaft.

My tip penetrates.

I come with a quiver.

(What Am I?)

 

13. My business is briefs.

I am a cunning linguist.

I plead and plead for it.

(What Am I?)

 

14. I make some guys shoot in the air.

I usually have a little pecker.

I'm better in your hand than in your bush.

(What Am I?)

 

Answers tomorrow....

commented 5 days ago by longhands1 (90,365 points)
A Test for the Dirty Mind - ANSWERS



1. I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes.
When I'm not well, I drip.
When you blow me, you feel good. (What Am I?)
(A Nose)

2. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off.
People sometimes lick my nuts.
(What Am I?)
(Peanut Butter)

3. I assist an erection.
Sometimes big balls hang from me.
I'm called a big swinger.
(What Am I?)
(A Crane)

4. Over 1,000 people went down on me.
I wasn't maiden for long.
A big hard thing ripped me open.
(What Am I?)
(the Titanic)

5. You stick your poles inside me.
You tie me down to get me up.
I get wet before you do.
(What Am I?)
(A Tent)

6. When I go in I cause pain.
I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole.
(What Am I?)
(A Dentist)

7. A finger goes in me.
You fiddle with me when you're bored.
The best man always has me first.
(What Am I?)
(A Wedding Ring)

8. All day long, it's in and out.
I discharge loads from my shaft.
Both men and women go down on me.
(What Am I?)
(An Elevator)

9. I go in hard.
I come out soft.
You blow me hard.
(What Am I?)
(Chewing Gum)

10. If I miss, I hit your bush.
It's my job to stuff your box.
When I come, it's news.
(What Am I?)
(Newspaper Boy)

11. I offer Protection.
I get the finger ten times.
You use your fingers to get me off.
(What Am I?)
(A Glove)

12. I have a stiff shaft.
My tip penetrates.
I come with a quiver.
(What Am I?)
(An Arrow)

13. My business is briefs.
I am a cunning linguist.
I plead and plead for it.
(What Am I?)
(An Attorney)

14. I make some guys shoot in the air.
I usually have a little pecker.
I'm better in your hand than in your bush.
(What Am I?)
(A Bird)



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Eagerly waiting for the answers.......
answered 6 days ago by DCSB (1,695 points)
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1. Nose
2. Peanut butter
3. Crane
4. Titanic
5. Tent
6. Dentist
7. Wedding ring
8. Elevator (lift)
9. Chewing gum
10. Newspaper boy
11. Gloves
12. Arrow
13. Lawyer
14. Bird

I read a lot of these puzzles, so I think I might have got it all right. Thank you longhands for the quiz articles..
answered 6 days ago by Anup31 (440 points)
commented 5 days ago by longhands1 (90,365 points)
Anup,

Great Show ...10/10.

Hope you have attempted our other Quizzes too, without looking at the Answers.

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